IPL auction:The unpickable 'Teesra'

'DOUBLE MODI IN IPL',It was a poster seen during an IPL match at Ahemadabad last year.But no IPL Ahemadabad team in IPL IV and the only Modi of the biggest league (I think him as godfather of IPL) thrown away.However the 'MAHA-NILAMI' ended at the garden city of Bengaluru with full of surprises and disbeliefs.Young turks over-shadowed the old guards by snaching whopping bids.Anil Kumble,the JUMBO JET had withdrawn himself from auction as he will be busy playing the KSCA league. 'Prince of kolkata' was surprising left unsolded at the 'KARMAYUDH' of cricket.Dada,who was once icon of KKR failed to fetch a single bid for him.It will be intresting to see the Eden Garden's without the local hero. Unrecognised sources reported that Dada has started practice at Eden and also prepairing for the new pepsi ad 'Dada ko bhule to nahi part-2' to make a strong comback.Ruk Ruk Khan is droping his crocodile tears but the bengal tiger is not in compromising mood.Another big man who will miss the bash is Brian Lara,my all time best backfoot player.The auction is double setback for the Lankan duo Jaysuriya(The man who invented the way of slog hitting) and Vass as both of them failed to make a cut in final world cup squad few days before.Mr wall aka dependable will be seen in 1st slip for Royals leggie warne.Laxman, who has the record of playing 100 tests without playing a world cup match picked for the Kochi team.Gauti fetched a record price of 11.04 cr and will be seen in KKR colours.Everything is possible in love,war and IPL.I add IPL because Bhajji and Symmo sharing the same dressing room happen only in IPL.I may imagine combining Israel with Palestine,Botham with Ian Chapell,communal forces with communists ,but it is out of my imagination that these two offies will play in a team.It will be a pleasure to see both stalwarts playing together.Irfan aka desi akram and Uthappa slapped on Indian selectors by showing their worth.Now I am in confusion that who is right?Indian selectors or the franchise managers?Kochi picked R Jadeja.Punjab and Deccan interchanged their skippers. One good news for us that porkis are out of the league.